"I was pleased the other day that you have called me a blond-haired mop. Well if I am a mop then you are a broom. A broom that is cleaning up the mess left by the Labour government.
I congratulate you and your colleagues George Osborne the dustpan, Gove the J Cloth etc. because the last hundred years it has been the function of Conservatives to be the household implements after the Labour binge has got out of control."
